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The Countdown Begins.....

Omigoodnessi’msoexcitedicanhardlyformwords. Deep breath. Okay. I’m better.

This is just to let everyone know that I will be unavailable on July 21, 2007. Those who have no idea why I might be busy that day should probably avoid me like the plague for the two weeks following that date. ;-)

GAH! I’mstillsoexcitedican’tfocusonanything. Deep breath. No really, I’m calm now.

Later I may make some predictions regarding Book 7, but probably not any time soon....