Alfred Hitchcock Presents......The Raccoons
This article brings a whole new meaning to the term “urban warfare”.
Seriously, wouldn't this make the best 1960's hitchcockian thriller?
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posted by Jennifer @ 2:19 PM
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"In one case five raccoons tried to carry off a small dog, which managed to survive."
Next thing they'll be gathering by the hundreds to steel BMWs and whole houses. Sounds kind of like gremlins. Are they sure they're raccoons? Better not feed them after midnight just to be safe.
I think any article where the headline contains the words, "Psycho killer raccoons" is worthy of some prestigious award.
Jared: The gremlin comparison occurred to me too. Also, this really bad "B" movie about killer shrews...Mystery Science Theater did an episode with it. It was awesome.
Paul: I bet there really is an award out there for that sort of headline...
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